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Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose.

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Yes, this is for real! The first and only Poop Knife to be endorsed by "LearnedButt", the creator of the original and viral Reddit post that has now become internet Folklore. Read the full story …

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What is Original Poop Knife used for? Original Poop Knife is used to chop up poop that's just too big or long to go down the toilet easily Is it just a gag gift? The packaging is hilarious and …

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